Random thought of the day:
I bet if I took up the (disgusting) habit of smoking I would be SO SKINNY. Like my mom was when she was young. I like the action of eating. I love eating too but I love like snacking and chewing and biting things you know?? Gum doesn't cut it. but maybe I should step up my gum game though. I just like snacking. if I could break that I could burn so much fat away…
I'VE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT!! Also crack.
I have a problem of Bored eating. NOT emotional eating, usually I just shut down and sleep.
I have a problem of bored eating AND emotional eating. “im bored… lets eat this whole bag of chips… the crunch will satisfy me for a good hour…”. “wahhhh I had a bad day at work and all I want is a cheeseburger and to find the answer to my problems at the bottom of an ice cream bowl”.
True.. I've done that
Mine's more like “gah, my hands are empty! Oooh chips!” “waaah i’m fat... oooh cookies”
The good and bad thing is that most of the time it doesn't matter what I’m eating as long as I’m eating something. So right now I have carrots and celery and its working. But when they run out I could easily turn to M&M’s or the like… ugh!
Mmmm carrots and m&ms........
Mmm and the like…
BWAHAHAHAA i laughed out loud at that one...
Mmmmm and the like...
HAahaha I choked on my carrot on that one!
Dude like serrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriously though. I just need to get deserted on an island for like 3 months. Survive on pineapples and fish. I’d climb mountains and run daily. I’d be so tanned and so skinny. It would be amazing. I would be in the news. And then people would make a movie about my story. sort of like castaway but better because I wouldn't talk to a volleyball.
We are so amazing. We should have a TV show.
Or blogs…. Hahahahahaha
i just spit out my muffin.
What a good day of emails.
Pat on the back.
EMAIL HIGH FIVE!
And also shark-cat on a roomba.
… just because.
Check your phone.
Not gonna lie, was a bit disappointed it wasn't shark-cat
Awww sorry. Don’t have shark-cat on my phone.
Don’t be all judgy-afro on me….