Sometimes you're forced to grow up, because you grow out

Let me tell you a story.....


Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl had bright pink pants.
And they were the most awesomest pink pants ever. Then she forgot to work out ... for a year. Then she put on le pink pants. Then she ripped them... while sitting... SO she bought new grey pants! Because grey is sensible and in her size.  And le pink pants can suck it.

The moral of the story here is obvious....

Grey is the new pink.